"You are not safe. It only takes one second. One second and it’s over. Never let your guard down, ever."
me: *stays hydrated*
me: guys wait fuck wait hold up give me like 2 seconds i gotta piss again
«Sharp» magazine photoshoot (2014)
*hears one second of sound from a lotr movie* are you watching lord of the rings
Jessica Chastain, photographed by David Slijper for Harper’s BAZAAR UK, Nov 2014.
when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh